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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Just landed via YouTube:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Live now on X:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Going viral on YouTube:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Just landed via TikTok:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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40 shares on YouTube this month:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

40 shares on Discord this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

They’re making me get out of bed.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Spotted on Instagram:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Just landed via X:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Just landed via X:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Going viral on TikTok:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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