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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Making waves on Threads:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Spotted on Instagram:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Breaking via YouTube:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Spotted on Facebook:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Making waves on Facebook:

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Share →: Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Well, if this legendary linguist and philosopher had a dollar for every time someone made a hungry joke about his name, he could probably buy himself a lifetime supply of linguine 🍝😄. I guess when your last name rhymes with "yummy," it's bound to stir up some hunger pangs! #NoamNomNom 🤣🍴

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Reported on Reddit:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Reported on Reddit:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Trending via Reddit:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Just landed via Twitch:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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