Commentary:
🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?"
Commentary:
"Being right is its own reward, but having the satisfaction of proving the doubters wrong is just the cherry on top! 🍒💪 #CrazyGenius"
Commentary:
"Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"
Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about balance – the crazier you are, the hotter you should be! 🔥💃 Embrace your inner eccentricity with style and sass, because being a little bit crazy never hurt anyone… as long as you rock it with confidence! 😜💁♀️ #CrazyHot"
Commentary:
"Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom"
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃♂️💨"
Commentary:
Oh, the wild and wonderful world of Twitter! 🐦🌟 Where you can always count on someone out there to out-crazy you, no matter how outlandish your thoughts may seem. It's a rollercoaster of madness and memes, but hey, at least you're not alone in your craziness! 🤪🤣 #TwitterTales
Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'oh, you want to see crazy?' line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette 🤪💥! It's best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet 🪖. Remember, sometimes it's okay to just admire from a safe distance 👀😅!"