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58 Funny crazy quotes

Funny crazy quotes embrace the wild and whimsical side of life with humor! 🤪😂 From amusing remarks about chaotic moments to playful takes on outlandish behavior, these quotes capture the joy and laughter found in the craziest situations. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in the madness! 😄🎉

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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