It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Commentary:
🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?"

Ain't nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Commentary:
"Being right is its own reward, but having the satisfaction of proving the doubters wrong is just the cherry on top! 🍒💪 #CrazyGenius"

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Commentary:
"Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about balance – the crazier you are, the hotter you should be! 🔥💃 Embrace your inner eccentricity with style and sass, because being a little bit crazy never hurt anyone… as long as you rock it with confidence! 😜💁‍♀️ #CrazyHot"

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Commentary:
"Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom"

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃‍♂️💨"

The cool thing about Twitter is you're never the craziest one.

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Commentary:
Oh, the wild and wonderful world of Twitter! 🐦🌟 Where you can always count on someone out there to out-crazy you, no matter how outlandish your thoughts may seem. It's a rollercoaster of madness and memes, but hey, at least you're not alone in your craziness! 🤪🤣 #TwitterTales

It's hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'oh, you want to see crazy?' line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette 🤪💥! It's best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet 🪖. Remember, sometimes it's okay to just admire from a safe distance 👀😅!"