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3 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Commentary:
"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Commentary:
"Who knew the real issue was not in talking to animals, but in expecting a response back? It's a fine line between Dr. Dolittle and Dr. Delusional!"
3 months ago
Share →: Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"
3 months ago
Share →: Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Commentary:
"Being single is like living in a world full of options…and yet feeling like you're stranded on a deserted island with only a soccer ball named Wilson for company. 🌴⚽️ #NoOne #SingleLife"
4 months ago
Share →: It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Commentary:
"Surprising, right? It's like stumbling upon a unicorn in a sea of donkeys. Who knew genuine kindness could exist without a secret plot to take over the world? It's like finding a diamond in the rough, except this diamond doesn't come with any fine print or sneaky terms and conditions. Keep an eye out for these rare specimens – they're the real MVPs in a world full of undercover operators."
4 months ago
Share →: I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Commentary:
Well, they say half the battle is admitting it, so you're off to a good start! Just remember, being "crazy rich" might sound like a wild ride, but don't forget to pack your sanity along for the journey. Who knows, maybe you'll end up with a fortune cookie that says, "Insanity is the key to riches… and also, don't forget to tip your waiter."
4 months ago
Share →: Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Commentary:
"Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"
4 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Commentary:
"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅‍♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"