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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings
119 Funny crazy quotes
“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.
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Keeping the family tradition of spicing up the gene pool alive and well! 😂🧬
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.
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Sounds like a great way to dodge house chores the next day! 🍷🤢🛌
It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.
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I'd recommend some ghost therapy for my buddy, but I'm afraid they'd become pals and plan a haunting party instead! 👻🎉👻
Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.
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Feeling green with envy over that Martian's six-pack liver! 👽🛸😂
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.
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Humans: basically just complicated food processors 🍽️➡️💩🤣
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃