Funny crew quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

  Commentary:
  Well, let's face it – Spock does have the whole logical, raised-eyebrow mystique going on! 🖖🤔 Perhaps the crew should invest in a "BS detector" just in case! Live long and prosper… with a hint of skepticism! 🖖🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"

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