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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Going viral on Reddit:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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The future is buffering.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Seen just now on Reddit:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Just landed via Messenger:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Trending via WeChat:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Spotted on Facebook:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Making waves on Facebook:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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