Funny crew quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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