Funny dependency quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about a wired revolution! 📞🔗 Once upon a time, the only thing tangled was your headphones, not your life. Now, we're all glued to our screens—literally "tied" to our wireless cravings! 😅📱 Freedom just got a little more… *cord*ed!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying if ChatGPT writes your emails, maybe it's time to reconsider your career choices? 🤖📧 Maybe stick to the robot emojis in your spare time. Just a thought! 😉 #CareerAdviceFromAI

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a man when meds can provide all the support and comfort you need? 💊🙌 Sorry fellas, looks like pills are the new love language! 😂 #MedicineOverMen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

  Commentary:
  Oh, dear! Looks like someone's devices are feeling a bit drained and can't power up those creative ideas! 🤖🔋 Don't worry, we can definitely find some non-battery-operated inspiration to spark your genius instead! ⚡💡 Let's leave those tired devices to recharge while we dive into some electrifying new ventures! 🚀💥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess even your AirPods can't handle your vibrant energy! ⚡️ It's all fun and games until they run out of juice before you do! 🔋😆"

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