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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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50 shades of single.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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My recliner and I go way back.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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Funny dependency quotes

Funny dependency quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of relying on others 🤣🤝 Whether it’s about gadgets, friendships, or caffeine fixes ☕️🔌, these witty lines capture the struggle and joy of staying connected in the quirkiest ways. Ready to laugh at the little things that keep us hooked? Let’s dive into some side-splitting takes that prove we’re all a little dependent—and proud of it! 😂🎉

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3 months ago
Share →: When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Haha, talk about a wired revolution! 📞🔗 Once upon a time, the only thing tangled was your headphones, not your life. Now, we're all glued to our screens—literally "tied" to our wireless cravings! 😅📱 Freedom just got a little more… *cord*ed!
3 months ago
Share →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying if ChatGPT writes your emails, maybe it's time to reconsider your career choices? 🤖📧 Maybe stick to the robot emojis in your spare time. Just a thought! 😉 #CareerAdviceFromAI
5 months ago
Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Commentary:
"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"
6 months ago
Share →: Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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"Who needs a man when meds can provide all the support and comfort you need? 💊🙌 Sorry fellas, looks like pills are the new love language! 😂 #MedicineOverMen"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Oh, dear! Looks like someone's devices are feeling a bit drained and can't power up those creative ideas! 🤖🔋 Don't worry, we can definitely find some non-battery-operated inspiration to spark your genius instead! ⚡💡 Let's leave those tired devices to recharge while we dive into some electrifying new ventures! 🚀💥
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Commentary:
"Guess even your AirPods can't handle your vibrant energy! ⚡️ It's all fun and games until they run out of juice before you do! 🔋😆"

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Just landed via Discord:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Just landed via Slack:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Live now on Threads:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Going viral on TikTok:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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