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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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