I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Commentary:
"Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Commentary:
"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Commentary:
"Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation."