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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Making waves on X:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Shared recently on X:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Seen just now on Messenger:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Just landed via YouTube:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Going viral on Discord:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Funny digital life quotes

Funny digital life quotes are the perfect way to LOL 🤣 at our screen-obsessed world 🌐📱. From endless scrolling 📲 to Wi-Fi woes 📶, these witty lines capture the quirks of living online with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of truth 😂. Ready to brighten your feed and share some giggles? Let’s dive into the digital fun zone! 🎉💻✨

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3 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Commentary:
That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Commentary:
"In a mood-lifting mission! 🕊️ Free the blocked, spread the cheer! 😂 #PardonThePrisoners"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Commentary:
"Finally found my life's calling: Professional Screen Tapper! 😜📱✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Commentary:
"Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation."
5 months ago
Share →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Commentary:
"Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"
6 months ago
Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Commentary:
"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Going viral on Twitch:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Just shared via YouTube:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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