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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Going viral on Discord:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Going viral on TikTok:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Just landed via Discord:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Going viral on Pinterest:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Just shared via Twitch:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Just landed via Messenger:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Shared recently on WeChat:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Shared recently on Threads:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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