Funny Dog Quotes That Will Have You Laughing with Your Pooch! 🐶😂

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 30, 2023

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 11, 2023

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023