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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Seen just now on Slack:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just landed via YouTube:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Making waves on Telegram:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Breaking via Slack:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Breaking via Slack:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Seen just now on Facebook:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Just landed via X:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Just shared via YouTube:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Funny earworm quotes

Funny earworm quotes are here to tickle your brain and bring a smile to your face! 🎶😄 These quotes capture the humorous side of those songs that just won’t leave your head. Get ready for a dose of laughter as you dive into the world of catchy tunes and their delightful, and sometimes irritating, persistence. 🕺🎵

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Share →: “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Wow, can you believe "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is turning 40? 🎂🎉 If you're humming that catchy tune, you might also be feeling the back pain of nostalgia creeping in! 🎶💔 Just remember, with great music comes great responsibility… to stretch and take care of your spine! 💪😄

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Reported on Instagram:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Going viral on Threads:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Going viral on Discord:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Spotted on Discord:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Trending via Discord:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Breaking via Discord:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Making waves on Twitch:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Going viral on Twitch:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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