143 Funny eating quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'stare while I chew' move. It's like they've never seen a mesmerizing performance of mastication before! 👀🍴 #EatingIsSeriousBusiness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Talents: eating!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hidden talents when your only skill is *devouring* without a trace of guilt? 🍔😋 Bon appétit, my friend!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

  Commentary:
  "Why hire someone when you can just develop a self-slapping mechanism? 🤚🍔 It's the ultimate diet plan – guaranteed to keep those midnight snack cravings at bay! 😂 #HandSlapDiet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could get a calorie refund for disappointing food… 🍔🤷‍♂️ Sorry burger, you were not up to par, here's your calories back! 😂 #CalorieRefund #FoodieHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most important meal of the day is the next one.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs breakfast, when there's always lunch waiting around the corner? 🍔🕒 We believe in prioritizing the imminent dining experience – because why dwell on past meals when there are future feasts to look forward to! 😄🍽️ #FoodiePhilosophy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

  Commentary:
  "From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

  Commentary:
  🌮 "Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Because in the end, tacos are always the answer to life's toughest questions. Embrace the taco-shaped destiny that awaits you!" 🌮✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"

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