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2 months ago
Share →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Commentary:
"I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! 💃👨‍👩‍👧🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"
3 months ago
Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Commentary:
"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"
3 months ago
Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Commentary:
🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"
3 months ago
Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
3 months ago
Share →: Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It's a tough call when you're torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that's not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals
3 months ago
Share →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Commentary:
"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"
3 months ago
Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Commentary:
"Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"