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117 Funny eating quotes

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025