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Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating
235 Funny eating quotes
The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.
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Can't hear the haters over the sweet sound of Nutella bliss 🥄😂🍫
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.
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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
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Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕
I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
Eating watermelon and minding my own business.
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Just here, living my best life between watermelon bites 🍉😎