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What an embarrassing time to be alive.
Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.
Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?
Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?
The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
2 months ago
Share →: What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Commentary:
"Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom"
4 months ago
Share →: My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Commentary:
"Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Commentary:
"Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
5 months ago
Share →: My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Commentary:
Looks like Grandad's time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he's brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!
5 months ago
Share →: Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let's keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your '2+2=?' moments? 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"
5 months ago
Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"