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  • Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Guess that’s one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖”

  • What an embarrassing time to be alive.

    Commentary:
    “Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom”

  • My superpower is embarrassing myself.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness”

  • Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅”

  • Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

    Commentary:
    “Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn’t invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife”

  • Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

    Commentary:
    “Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I’ve been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes”

  • My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

    Commentary:
    Looks like Grandad’s time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he’s brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!

  • Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let’s keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your ‘2+2=?’ moments? 😆”

  • I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn’t take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨”

  • The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

    Commentary:
    “Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂”

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