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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Breaking via Discord:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Making waves on Telegram:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Just landed via Threads:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Trending via Pinterest:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Just landed via Reddit:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Going viral on Discord:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Funny embarrassing quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those cringe-worthy moments we all experience 🙈😂 Whether it’s tripping in public or sending a text to the wrong person, these hilarious lines capture the awkwardness we secretly love to revisit 🤦‍♀️🤣 Get ready to smile, cringe, and relate as we dive into the most side-splittingly awkward moments ever! 😅🎉

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1 week ago
Share →: The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Commentary:
I call it "meal planning"… in my head… 24/7. 🍕🤔😂
1 week ago
Share →: Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Commentary:
When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭
1 month ago
Share →: Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"
2 months ago
Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
4 months ago
Share →: What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Commentary:
"Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom"
5 months ago
Share →: My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness"
6 months ago
Share →: Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Commentary:
"Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Commentary:
"Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Commentary:
Looks like Grandad's time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he's brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Making waves on X:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Trending via Discord:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Just shared via YouTube:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Seen just now on Threads:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Shared recently on Telegram:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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