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17 Funny embarrassing quotes

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025