29 Funny embarrassing quotes

• Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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  4 hours ago

  activity, alive, anxiety, embarrassing, embarrassment, everyone, humor, life, social, social anxiety, survival, swimming, want

• Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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  23 hours ago

  anxiety, embarrassing, embarrassment, health, humor, mental, mental health, night, night shift, nightmare, nightmares, shift, sleep, stress, why, working

• Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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  1 week ago

  being, depressed, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, everything, guys, health, humor, i, me, mental, mental health, miserable, misery, negativity, nothing, positive, say, self-awareness

• It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

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  3 weeks ago

  attention, attention seeker, birthday, conversation, embarrassing, embarrassment, every, feel, humor, me, need, seeker, tell, today

• You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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  3 weeks ago

  embarrassing, embarrassing information, exaggeration, humor, information, interrogation, me, much, pretty, sarcasm, waterboard

• Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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  2 months ago

  adult, crush, dating, embarrassing, embarrassment, forging, having, hobby, humor, learn, literally, maturity, old, self-improvement, sword, sword forging, too

• The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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  2 months ago

  craving, eating, embarrassing, embarrassment, food, humor, i, just, kind, spend, thinking, time

• Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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  2 months ago

  apology, appointment, appointments, call, calls, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, fog, health, lift, mental, mental health, miss, phone, phone call, return, sometimes, tour, whole

• Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, daily, embarrassing, humor, just, life, mishap, moments, much, pretty, relatable, series, snacks

• Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  2 months ago

  accident, bathroom, crime, embarrassing, humor, joke, pants, public, public urination, restroom, silly, urination

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