My superpower is embarrassing myself.

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness"

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Commentary:
"Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅"

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Commentary:
"Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife"

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Commentary:
Looks like Grandad's time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he's brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let's keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your '2+2=?' moments? 😆"

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn't laugh.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Commentary:
Ah, the pure joys of parenthood! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 Who knew that embarrassing your kids could be such a rewarding pastime? Just another perk of getting older – gaining more opportunities to hilariously mortify your offspring! 😜🙈 #ParentingGoals #LittleJoys

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble art of gracefully stumbling down a hill, where a moment of 'I totally meant to do that' meets the reality of 'my feet have a mind of their own.' 🚶‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #GravityAlwaysWins"