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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

2 weeks ago

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

2 months ago

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

3 months ago

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

3 months ago

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

3 months ago

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

3 months ago

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

3 months ago

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

3 months ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

3 months ago

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 months ago

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

3 months ago

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

3 months ago

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

3 months ago

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

3 months ago

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

3 months ago

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

3 months ago

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

3 months ago