I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Commentary:
"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when my heartbreaks outweighed my backaches 😅💔 Who knew trading emotional rollercoasters for physical ones would be part of the aging package? 🙃🎢 #GrowingOlderProblems"

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals"

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"