74 Funny emotional quotes

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  4 days ago

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• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  4 days ago

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• Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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  4 days ago

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• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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  5 days ago

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• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  5 days ago

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• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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  5 days ago

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• I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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  5 days ago

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• Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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  5 days ago

  5, book, book review, eaten, eating, eating habit, emotional, emotional reaction, exaggeration, habit, hours, humor, i, rating, reaction, recommend, recommendation, review, reviews, stars, unwell

• Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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  5 days ago

  beloved, beloved life, death, emotional, emotional humor, harm, humor, irony, life, life struggle, me, pain, struggle

• When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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  5 days ago

  amusing, comedy, emotional, emotional support, form, friends, friendship, humor, humorist, lighthearted, sad, sadness, social, support

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