44 Funny emotional quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing like a little emotional eruption to spice up the evening! 🌋😅 All good though, we all needed some entertainment! 🍿😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a full-on emotional workout! 💪🧘‍♀️ If losing the plot was an Olympic sport, I'd take home gold! 🥇😅"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

  Commentary:
  "When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

  Commentary:
  😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"

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