Commentary:
When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
74 Funny emotional quotes
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.
Commentary:
"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like a little emotional eruption to spice up the evening! 🌋😅 All good though, we all needed some entertainment! 🍿😂"
“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a full-on emotional workout! 💪🧘♀️ If losing the plot was an Olympic sport, I'd take home gold! 🥇😅"
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.
Commentary:
😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete
Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?
Commentary:
"When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"