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Sweating out my sadness and pretending it's just cardio 😂🏃♂️💧
74 Funny emotional quotes
Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”
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Sending this book to my therapist because clearly, it's causing emotional damage 😂📚💔
Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.
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Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂
When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.
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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.
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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.
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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.
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Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.
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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫