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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Is this art or trash?

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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