Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying "wait until you’re 50".

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Commentary:
Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Commentary:
"Ah, the naivety of youth! 🧒🏻 If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand façade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! ☀️🌧️ #AdultingIsHard"

You tell people you're not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Commentary:
Oh, the disappointment of waking up from a cozy snooze only to find yourself in a less-than-impressive situation 🐻😂 Seriously, could they not have sprung for something a bit more exciting? #HibernationRegrets

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin' 'bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Commentary:
Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Commentary:
🎶📱 When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! 💦😂 Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out! 🎤🚰

They expect me to work at work.

They expect me to work at work.

Commentary:
"Who do they think I am, a robot? 🤖💼 Apparently, they expect me to do more than just perfect my desk-sitting technique at work. How demanding! 😅 #WorkLife"

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone misunderstood the concept of 'playtime'… Maybe they were picturing a very different kind of toy 😉 Pro tip: always clarify expectations before expecting a game night! 🎲🧩🎮"

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well, would you look at that! 🤷‍♂️ Seems like 'circling back' turned into a full-blown marathon! 🔄🎉 Time really does have a knack for flying faster than our promised follow-ups! ⏰😅 #DelayedResolutions"

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"