Funny quotes expectation

106 Funny expectation quotes

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

2 weeks ago

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

2 weeks ago

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

2 weeks ago

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

3 weeks ago

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

1 month ago

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

1 month ago

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

1 month ago

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

1 month ago

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

1 month ago

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

1 month ago

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

1 month ago

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

1 month ago

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

1 month ago

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

1 month ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

2 months ago

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

2 months ago

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

2 months ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

2 months ago

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

2 months ago

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

2 months ago