116 Funny expectation quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

  Commentary:
  Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄😎

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone messed up the frog-to-prince conversion chart again! 🐸👑🙃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my power's been out longer than my wi-fi! 🔦📞😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

  Commentary:
  The real secret to academic success: upgrade your glasses with a rope for +10 intelligence bonus 🤓📚✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

  Commentary:
  Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

  Commentary:
  When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's time for a doughnut support group for neglected bagels 🍩🥯😅

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

  Commentary:
  "Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"

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