135 Funny expectation quotes

• I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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  2 weeks ago

  common, dance-off, expectation, going, humor, i, impromptu, interaction, social, social interaction, thought

• Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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  3 weeks ago

  Amazon, cart, confirmation, confirmation email, delay, delivery, email, expectation, expectation vs reality, humor, just, kidding, lol, online, online shopping, order, reality, shipping, shipping delay, shopping, today, tomorrow, vs, week

• The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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  3 weeks ago

  break, Christmas, Christmas movie, existence, expectation, holiday, holiday break, holiday season, humor, interruption, interruptions, month, most, movie, people, Santa, season, time, time off, unrealistic, unrealistic expectation, work, work interruption

• Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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  1 month ago

  Chinese, Chinese takeout, depressing, eating, expectation, expectation vs reality, food, good, humor, movie, never, reality, takeout, vs

• The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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  1 month ago

  Christmas, disrespect, disrespectful, expectation, finance, holiday, humor, me, money, right, sarcasm, shopping, spending

• Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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  2 months ago

  different, expectation, fairy, fairy tale, frog, humor, just, me, prince, promise, ratio, tale

• All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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  2 months ago

  delay, electrician, expectation, humor, porn, saying, service, service delay, shows, time, unrealistic, us, waiting, waiting time

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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  2 months ago

  actually, depression, easy, expectation, expectation vs reality, frustration, humor, lemon, reality, something, stress, thought, vs, wordplay

• When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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  2 months ago

  always, call, call center, center, customer, customer service, expectation, hold, humor, i, on hold, phone, pick, service, someone, song, waiting

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