19 Funny fake quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about not even fooling your own phone! 📱😂 Looks like their lockscreens are the real MVPs detecting that fakeness! 😜 #Can'tFakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the plot twist of the century when your parents reveal their secret millionaire status 🤑💸 Until then, humility and patience are the name of the game! 🕰️😄 #KeepingItReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the award for Best Actor in a Workplace Environment goes to… 🏆🤥 Just remember, someday you might win an Oscar for your performance, buddy! 🎬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, if only life came with a built-in counterfeit detector! 💸 It would save us so much time and trouble trying to figure out who's genuine and who's just putting on a show. But hey, at least we have our intuition, right? And maybe a magnifying glass wouldn't hurt… 🔍😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the scariest creatures weren't lurking under the bed, but hiding behind those fake smiles all along? 😈😬 Watch out for the real monsters out there, they're not always easy to spot!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the world of excuses just got a catchy soundtrack! 🤒🎵 Who knew faking it could become a Top 10 hit? Don't miss out on the next single, "Sneezing in Harmony", coming soon! 🎶 #iTunesExclusive

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

  Commentary:
  "Those fake tans are giving off major 'leftovers in Tupperware' vibes 🍅🤣 Looks like they accidentally got the 'extra sauce' setting! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

  Commentary:
  "Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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