37 Funny fake quotes

• Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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  1 week ago

  actually, customer, customer service, customers, facade, fake, fake laugh, humor, job, job skill, laugh, laughing, professional, professional facade, service, skill, social, social skill, workplace, workplace humor

• English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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  1 week ago

  confusion, drink, English, fake, food, humor, language, wordplay

• Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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  1 week ago

  fake, fake friend, family, friend, friends, give, humor, irony, lecture, own, parents, scam, sibling, siblings

• Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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  1 week ago

  authenticity, childhood, definitely, fake, humor, nostalgia, photos, smile, smiles, ugly

• Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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  1 week ago

  button, fake, guy, humor, joke, lightning, synchronization, thunder, weather

• You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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  2 weeks ago

  dancing, expression, fake, hand, hands, humor, jazz, jazz hand, performance, smile

• Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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  2 weeks ago

  conversation, fake, fake smile, hobby, humor, patience, people, situation, smile, smiling, social, social situation, stop, talking, waiting

• My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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  2 weeks ago

  boyfriend, clown, fake, fake laugh, future, jokes, lame, laugh, laughing, patient, queen, right, true, wife

• With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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  2 weeks ago

  belief, believe, body, body image, fake, fake information, humor, i, image, information, mirrors, refuse, scales, self-perception

• My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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  2 weeks ago

  account, actually, fake, humor, identity, joke, officer, probation, probation officer, relationship, surprise

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