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  • My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

    Commentary:
    Looks like he’s finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile

  • I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew the scariest creatures weren’t lurking under the bed, but hiding behind those fake smiles all along? 😈😬 Watch out for the real monsters out there, they’re not always easy to spot!”

  • The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the world of excuses just got a catchy soundtrack! 🤒🎵 Who knew faking it could become a Top 10 hit? Don’t miss out on the next single, “Sneezing in Harmony”, coming soon! 🎶 #iTunesExclusive

  • Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

    Commentary:
    “Those fake tans are giving off major ‘leftovers in Tupperware’ vibes 🍅🤣 Looks like they accidentally got the ‘extra sauce’ setting! 😂”

  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

    Commentary:
    “Monday mornings got you feeling like you’d rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It’s just another manic Monday! 🌞”

  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like Mother Nature needs to work on her sound production team! 🌩️🤔 Who’s this mysterious thunder button guy and does he have a backup plan for those occasional delays? 😂⏰”

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