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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The void screams into me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Just landed via WeChat:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Going viral on Telegram:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Making waves on Threads:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Just shared via Discord:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Trending via Snapchat:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Making waves on Threads:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Seen just now on Instagram:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Live now on Pinterest:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Just landed via Reddit:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Reported on WeChat:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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