87 Funny fear quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

  Commentary:
  Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

  Commentary:
  "Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

  Commentary:
  "Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

  Commentary:
  Bee-lieve it or not, love can turn even a sting into something sweet! 🐝❤️ Suddenly, bees are just acting in a romantic comedy instead of a horror film. Now that's a buzzy transformation! 😂🎬

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

  Commentary:
  “Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

  Commentary:
  "Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

  Commentary:
  Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

  Commentary:
  🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'Out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spider magician in their bedroom! 🕷✨ Disappearing arachnids are the true masters of surprise and sudden terror 😱🪳"

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