130 Funny fear quotes

• Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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  2 weeks ago

  anyone, concern, education, else, fear, future, generation, generations, illiteracy, illiterate, next, scared, stupid, stupidity, youth

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  4 weeks ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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  4 weeks ago

  bedtime, fear, humor, i, night, past, scared, sleep

• At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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  1 month ago

  clown, fear, humor, i, invitation, invited, just, me, point, trust, woods

• Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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  1 month ago

  afraid, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, fear, funny situation, guy, husband, kidnap, kidnapped, marketplace, me, online, online purchase, pick, pickup, purchase, sent, shell, situation, something, wife, wife fear

• FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, fear, FOGO, FOMO, going, going out, humor, season, social, social anxiety, summer, thing, winter

• Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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  2 months ago

  another, dating, fear, heartbreak, humor, love, pointless, relationship, sarcasm, scared, single

• Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, being, contradiction, fear, fears, humor, infertility, pregnancy, pregnant, worst, worst fear

• No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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  2 months ago

  better, confrontation, fear, going, honesty, name, people, person, reputation, tell, terrified, trashing, truth

• The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, day, day terror, fear, half, humor, me, much, night, night terror, nightmare, sarcasm, scare, terror, terrors

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