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79 Funny fear quotes

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025