Funny quotes fear

81 Funny fear quotes

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

4 days ago

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

1 month ago

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

1 month ago

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

1 month ago

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

1 month ago

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

1 month ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

1 month ago

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

2 months ago

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

2 months ago

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

2 months ago

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

2 months ago

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

3 months ago

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

3 months ago

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

3 months ago

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

3 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

3 months ago