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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.