Commentary:
"Oh no, sounds like your doctor is either a cowboy in disguise or has a really unconventional bedside manner 🔫😅 Don't worry, dying from finger guns is definitely a unique way to go out! Just remember to aim for the stars 🌟"
24 Funny finger quotes
Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
Commentary:
"Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"
Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ancient art of basketball spin to unlock the mysteries of dating 🏀💕 Who knew finding love was just a stylish finger move away? 😉 Just remember to keep your balance – in both basketball and relationships! 🔄 #RelationshipGoals"
I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.
Commentary:
Poking the day to check if it's still alive 😂👉☀️🤔 #EwFactor