63 Funny forget quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
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  View →: Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.
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  View →: Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.
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  View →: I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.
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  5 months ago

  View →: HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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