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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Making waves on Slack:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I would like even faster food.

Seen just now on Discord:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Reported on Discord:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Reported on TikTok:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Breaking via Messenger:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Spotted on TikTok:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Commentary:
"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Commentary:
"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
3 weeks ago
Share →: How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Commentary:
"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁‍♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
1 month ago
Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Commentary:
"Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Commentary:
"When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"
2 months ago
Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Commentary:
"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"
2 months ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"
4 months ago
Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden rule of self-absorption!🌟 Remember, it's your world, we're all just living in it.💁‍♂️🌎 #MeMeMe"

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on LinkedIn:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Just shared via X:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Trending via WeChat:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Going viral on Telegram:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Spotted on X:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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