Commentary:
Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
101 Funny forget quotes
“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.
Commentary:
Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.
Commentary:
Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.
Commentary:
😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺
I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.
Commentary:
"When life gives you something hard to spell, just sing it like Gwen! 🍌🎤😄"
The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.
Commentary:
"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
Commentary:
"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
Commentary:
"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.
Commentary:
"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
Commentary:
"Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"