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6 months ago
Share →: That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Commentary:
"Who needs a significant other when you've got a platonic spouse to share all the drama and laughter? 💁‍♂️👯‍♀️ #BestieGoals #PlatonicLoveStory"
6 months ago
Share →: You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Commentary:
"Offering coffee as a solution for someone who seems unhinged? That's one way to stir things up! ☕️🌀 Who knew caffeine could be the answer to keeping it together? Let's hope the coffee beans bring some stability to the situation!"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Commentary:
"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"
6 months ago
Share →: Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old wisdom of the beer connoisseur! 🍺🍻 One beer is good, but why settle for good when you can have great? Another round, please! Cheers to always aiming for excellence and having a steadfast commitment to quality control. 😉👍 #BeerLogic
6 months ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, kindness is key because you never know when you might get that coveted hot tub invite! 🛁😄 So keep spreading those good vibes and who knows, you might just end up soaking in luxury! #KindnessPaysOff #HotTubGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Commentary:
"Who needs a significant other when you can have friends with muffin-tary benefits? 🧁🥐😄 Let them whisk away your problems with their yummy creations! #BakeItTilYouMakeIt"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pain of a joke falling flat! It's like experiencing a comedy show with crickets as the only audience 🦗, or telling a hilarious pun and receiving a blank stare in return. Remember, humor is subjective – but nothing stings quite like a joke lost in translation! #MisunderstoodLaughs"