Commentary:
"Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"
168 Funny friendship quotes
Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.
Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.
Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of gravity and friendship – it's like being unfollowed by the laws of physics! Maybe next time gravity wants to break up, it should consider sending a tweet instead."
I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic introvert strategy – let the extroverts do all the heavy lifting in the friendship department! Who needs to make friends when you can just get adopted by extroverts and let them do all the work? It's like having your own personal social manager, only with more spontaneous dance parties and karaoke nights. Just remember to thank your extrovert friends for keeping your social calendar full – whether you like it or not!