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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
168 Funny friendship quotes
Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.
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Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails
Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.
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Looks like my pinky is now my most valuable asset in the trust economy! 🤝😂🩷
I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.
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Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸♂️🦸♀️✈️😄
People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.
Commentary:
"LOL, people dropping 'greatest hits' remixes of betrayal since forever! 🎶🙃 #PlotTwist"
You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.
Commentary:
"When your friend talks about her love life, and you start feeling like a relationship therapist—without the degree! 😂🙈💔 #NoCertificationNeeded"
I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.
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"Friendship: the longest-lasting Tupperware rental agreement! 🥳🥡🤣"
My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.
Commentary:
"Why run a marathon when you can run a comedic sketch? 🏃♀️😂 #CardioIsOptional"
Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.
Commentary:
"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"