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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Blink if you want me!

Just shared via Pinterest:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Trending via Slack:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Going viral on TikTok:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Trending via YouTube:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Just landed via Threads:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Trending via Threads:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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54 Funny future quotes

Funny future quotes are like time-traveling giggles, ready to tickle your brain with wit and whimsy 🚀🤣. Imagine the future where robots crack jokes and flying cars come with stand-up comedians as standard 🛸😂. These quirky quips offer a hilarious glimpse into tomorrow’s world, making future predictions feel less like science fiction and more like a comedy show 📅😂. Get ready to laugh your way into the future, one punchline at a time!

New funny future quotes 👇

1 day ago
Share →: I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Commentary:
Are these angels typing or just leaving me on read? 😂✨💌
2 days ago
Share →: An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Commentary:
Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
2 days ago
Share →: Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Commentary:
The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
2 days ago
Share →: My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Commentary:
Sending a little rain to water those seeds of discontent 🌧️🌱😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Commentary:
Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Commentary:
"Guess I've got an 'ache-y breaky' time machine in my noggin! 🤕🔮😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Commentary:
"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
2 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: The 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the fridge bulb. 🍕😂 #LifeGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
2 months ago
Share →: I used to have a great future in my past.

Commentary:
"Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! 🚀⏳😂"

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Just shared via Messenger:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Reported on TikTok:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Spotted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Seen just now on X:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Trending via Pinterest:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Going viral on YouTube:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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