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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Making waves on X:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Just shared via Telegram:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Shared recently on Discord:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Making waves on Reddit:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Milk or be milked.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

20 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

25 shares on Instagram this month:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Making waves on X:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Breaking via TikTok:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Going viral on TikTok:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Making waves on TikTok:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Going viral on YouTube:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Just shared via Facebook:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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