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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has β€œfile not found” written all over their face.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Going viral on YouTube:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Making waves on Reddit:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming β€œBROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Netflix subtitles be like β€œspeaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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When someone says β€œI expected more of you”, I’m always like β€œwell who’s fault is that?”

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Going viral on Twitch:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Going viral on Twitch:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Going viral on Telegram:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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