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I used to have a great future in my past.
I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.
Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.
I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.
“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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10 hours ago
Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Commentary:
"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: The 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the fridge bulb. 🍕😂 #LifeGoals"
3 weeks ago
Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
1 month ago
Share →: I used to have a great future in my past.

Commentary:
"Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! 🚀⏳😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Commentary:
Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎
2 months ago
Share →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine line between love and stalking – it's all about perspective, really! 🕵️‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Who knew gathering intel on your future spouse could be frowned upon? 😂#RelationshipGoals #StalkerInLove"
2 months ago
Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Commentary:
"Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"
2 months ago
Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Commentary:
🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"
3 months ago
Share →: If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Commentary:
"If they cancel the Simpsons, we'll be stuck living in the past 🕰️. Who needs a crystal ball when you have Homer and Marge predicting what's to come? 🔮🤣 #SimpsonsPredictions"
3 months ago
Share →: At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical sore throat time machine – skip the discomfort and head straight to wellness! If only we could all fast-forward through the pesky colds and flus like pressing the skip button on a Netflix show. Just imagine the convenience of avoiding all those lozenges and herbal teas by leaping forward in time. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a scratchy throat as your trusty time traveler guide?