Funny quotes future

43 Funny future quotes

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

1 week ago

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

2 weeks ago

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

1 month ago

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

1 month ago

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

1 month ago

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

2 months ago

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

2 months ago

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

2 months ago

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

3 months ago

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

3 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

3 months ago

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

3 months ago

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

3 months ago

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

3 months ago

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

3 months ago

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

3 months ago

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

3 months ago

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

3 months ago

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

3 months ago

The future is buffering.

3 months ago

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

3 months ago

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

3 months ago

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

3 months ago

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

3 months ago

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

3 months ago

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

3 months ago