77 Funny future quotes

• It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

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  5 days ago

  depends, fairness, future, growth, humor, irony, me, personal, personal growth, responsibility, seems, self, unfair

• Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

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  5 days ago

  closer, coming, culture, day, dystopia, every, future, humor, Idiocracy, pop, pop culture, prediction, satire, society, true

• Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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  5 days ago

  2100, future, humor, i, just, kid, parenting, realization, surprise, time, WTF, year, year 2100

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  5 days ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

• Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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  6 days ago

  future, future love, humor, introvert, living, living room, love, meant, relationship, room, simply, single, teleport

• I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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  6 days ago

  apologize, apology, communication, delay, family, future, future son, humor, i, just, mom, relationship, reply, replying, son, texting

• Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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  6 days ago

  anyone, concern, education, else, fear, future, generation, generations, illiteracy, illiterate, next, scared, stupid, stupidity, youth

• My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

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  6 days ago

  family, future, future husband, humor, husband, i, joke, kid, kids, parent, parenting, parents, stay-at-home, stay-at-home parent, work

• Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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  6 days ago

  alien, aliens, apocalypse, better, future, humor, ladybug, mutant, mutant ladybug, over, robot, robots, sci-fi, takeover

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  6 days ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

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