54 Funny future quotes

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

  Commentary:
  🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: My phone screen is brighter than my future.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

  Commentary:
  "Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"

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