Funny get out quotes

You don't scare me. You're not a parking garage that I can't figure out how to get out of.

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

There's a fat man inside me dying to get out.

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025