Funny get out quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate challenge: a parking garage maze vs. a fearless driver! 🚗💨 Enter at your own risk, but beware of the twists and turns. 🔄 Who will emerge victorious: the concrete structure or the indomitable human spirit? 🤔💥 #ParkingGarageWars"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't find adventure in your own backyard? 🏡 Exploring the world is great and all, but have you tried the thrill of rediscovering your couch after a long day out? 😄 Home sweet home never felt so good!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! 🤭🐟 Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! 🍰😂

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