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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Oh good. Another day.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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