29 Funny half quotes

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like "hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!"

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am half agony, half hope.

I am half agony, half hope.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Half princess, half menace.

Half princess, half menace.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I spend half the day wondering if it's too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it's too early for alcohol.

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025