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"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"
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- “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
- Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
- My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.
- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”
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"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know where the bathroom is! 🍋🚽😄" -
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"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty" -
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"Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a 'glass half full' approach next time!" -
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"Handle spaghetti with care – you never know how many Nonnas out there are silently gasping! 🍝⚡😂 #FoodieFauxPas" -
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🥪🏃♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂" -
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"So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic" -
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Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! 🐴👶 Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" 🤣 #CentaursGotCentaurProblems -
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Ah, sounds like someone's caught in a dramatic love affair with life itself! 🤔💔 But hey, keep holding onto that glimmer of hope on the horizon! Who knows, maybe the other half will be pure excitement and adventure! 🌟😄 #LifeIsADramaticRomance -
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Ah, the good ol' days of Limewire and the art of mastering patience! ⏳😂 It was like a digital treasure hunt mixed with a test of endurance. Waiting for that download bar to inch forward was a true exercise in self-control. Who knew that downloading a single song could feel like running a marathon? 🏃♂️💨 #ThrowbackTechStruggles
Top Funny Half Quotes 🔥
- “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
- Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
- My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.
- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”
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