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Funny Halloween quotes add a spooktacular twist to the holiday! 🎃😂 From witty remarks about costumes and candy to playful observations on Halloween mischief, these quotes capture the lighter side of frightful fun. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the spooky season with a smile! 😄👻

New funny Halloween quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Commentary:
Spooking my way through life: fabulous but forever needing a ghostly GPS! 👻✨🌲
2 weeks ago
Share →: Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Commentary:
Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost. 🌲👻✨
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."
Jan 29, 2025
Share →: Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Commentary:
Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Commentary:
Looks like Halloween never really ends for some people 🎃👻 They've got that spooky spirit all year round! Embrace the creepiness or grab some garlic and holy water – your choice! 🧛‍♂️😂
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. 👻💸 Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? 😅 #SpookedByBills"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! 🎃👻 #FashionFauxGourd"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Commentary:
"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"