Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Commentary:
Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Commentary:
Looks like Halloween never really ends for some people 🎃👻 They've got that spooky spirit all year round! Embrace the creepiness or grab some garlic and holy water – your choice! 🧛‍♂️😂

When I hear the word "horror", the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. 👻💸 Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? 😅 #SpookedByBills"

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! 🎃👻 #FashionFauxGourd"

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Commentary:
"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Commentary:
"Looks like October 31st is not just for trick-or-treating, but also for some ghosting drama! 👻 Better watch out, or they might haunt your dating life forever… Remember, no boos allowed! 🎃😄"

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Commentary:
"Looks like Halloween was not just spooky, but also sneaky with those extra pounds! 🎃👻 Time to banish those ghoulish gains and start fresh. Who knew trick-or-treating could be such a treat for the scale? 😆💪"

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Commentary:
"Who you gonna call? 📞 👻 Ghostbusters or Halloween enthusiasts? 😂 Nothing says festive like disappearing into thin air! Just another perk of the spooktacular season! 🎃👻 #HalloweenHumor"

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Commentary:
"🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"