Funny Halloween Quotes That Will Trick You Into Laughing! 🎃😂

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

May 16, 20242 months ago

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Oct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Oct 23, 2023Oct 23, 2023

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Oct 20, 2023Oct 20, 2023

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Oct 6, 2023Oct 6, 2023

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago