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Funny Halloween quotes

Nov 19
Share →: I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.
Nov 2
Share →: Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
Nov 2
Share →: Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.
Nov 2
Share →: I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
Oct 31
Share →: For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.
Oct 23
Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
Oct 20
Share →: On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.
Oct 6
Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.
Sep 28
Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.