18 Funny Halloween quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Halloween never really ends for some people 🎃👻 They've got that spooky spirit all year round! Embrace the creepiness or grab some garlic and holy water – your choice! 🧛‍♂️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. 👻💸 Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? 😅 #SpookedByBills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! 🎃👻 #FashionFauxGourd"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like October 31st is not just for trick-or-treating, but also for some ghosting drama! 👻 Better watch out, or they might haunt your dating life forever… Remember, no boos allowed! 🎃😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Halloween was not just spooky, but also sneaky with those extra pounds! 🎃👻 Time to banish those ghoulish gains and start fresh. Who knew trick-or-treating could be such a treat for the scale? 😆💪"

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