Funny Halloween quotes

Funny Halloween quotes add a spooktacular twist to the holiday! 🎃😂 From witty remarks about costumes and candy to playful observations on Halloween mischief, these quotes capture the lighter side of frightful fun. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the spooky season with a smile! 😄👻

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Funny Quotes November 1, 2024

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Funny Quotes November 1, 2024

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Funny Quotes October 28, 2024

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Funny Quotes May 16, 2024

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Funny Quotes November 2, 2023

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Funny Quotes November 2, 2023

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Funny Quotes November 2, 2023

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Funny Quotes October 31, 2023

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Funny Quotes October 23, 2023

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Funny Quotes October 20, 2023

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Funny Quotes October 6, 2023

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023