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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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New funny Hannibal Montannibal quotes 👇

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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