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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Trending via Messenger:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Just landed via YouTube:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Spotted on Instagram:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Live now on WeChat:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Trending via Threads:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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65 shares on Snapchat this month:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

98 shares on Slack this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

88 shares on Slack this month:

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Seen just now on Discord:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Just shared via Telegram:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Trending via Threads:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Going bananas on X:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Going viral on X:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Just landed via WeChat:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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