24 Funny hearing quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the kind of people who make your eyes roll faster than a slot machine 🎰 and your stomach churn like a rollercoaster 🎢 just at the mere mention of their name! 🤢😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

  Commentary:
  🤣☕️ "Day 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye… Maybe it's time to switch to decaf before we start losing our sense of taste in our elbows too! Hang in there, caffeine withdrawals can be a real eye-opener… literally!" 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ "Nobody's face has seen more shock than a husband realizing his wife's plans have turned into a sequel! 🤯 Who knew life with a spouse could be a series of surprises? 😆"

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