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Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Spotted on YouTube:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Spotted on Slack:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Spotted on WeChat:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Shared recently on Slack:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Spotted on Telegram:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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16 shares on Messenger this month:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

12 shares on Discord this month:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

85 shares on Twitch this month:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

60 shares on Threads this month:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Just landed via Discord:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Just landed via Twitch:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Making waves on Messenger:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Just landed via WeChat:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Going viral on X:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Going viral on Threads:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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