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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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