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"Who needs minimalist when you can have maximalist joy puking all over your living room? 🎄✨ Deck the halls with flashy ornaments and tinsel galore – 'tis the season to embrace the festive chaos! 🎅🤪 #JoyfulOverload"
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- If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
- There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.
- The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.
- Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
- Christmas is coming and you’re not.
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Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉
Top Funny Holiday Quotes 🔥
- I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.
- Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.
- Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
- Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.
- ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.
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