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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

24 shares on Threads this month:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

70 shares on Twitch this month:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

Spotted on X:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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