Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Commentary:
"Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of 'Will I regret this later?' 😂 It's the online shopping equivalent of hitting 'Add to Cart' without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟"

Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Commentary:
"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again.

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"