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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Spotted on YouTube:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Seen just now on Threads:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Making waves on Instagram:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Reported on Messenger:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Breaking via WeChat:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Making waves on Discord:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Just shared via Threads:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Just shared via Reddit:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Going viral on Messenger:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Making waves on Threads:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Breaking via Reddit:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Trending via Pinterest:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Just landed via Threads:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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