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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Just landed via Messenger:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Trending via Instagram:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Going bananas on Instagram:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Breaking via Threads:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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97 shares on Discord this month:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

63 shares on Threads this month:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Live now on Discord:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Live now on Facebook:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Making waves on WeChat:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Shared recently on Threads:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Just shared via Messenger:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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