Funny Jesus Quotes That Will Have You Laughing with Faith! ✝️😂

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

2 months ago2 months ago

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago2 months ago

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

3 months ago2 months ago

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

3 months ago2 months ago

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

4 months ago2 months ago

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

5 months ago2 months ago

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

5 months ago2 months ago

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

5 months ago2 months ago

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Sep 25, 20232 months ago

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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