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He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏
31 Funny Jesus quotes
This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.
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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.
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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’
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Guess I won't be playing Santa at the next family gathering! 🎅🍽️🙈
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.
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Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.
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Looks like floppy disks nailed the whole saving concept even before the cloud did! 💾😇😂
“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
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"Whoa, playing it safe by covering all bases! 🤖🙏 #DivineConsultancy"
“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.
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"Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"