Funny Jesus quotes

Funny Jesus quotes bring a lighthearted touch to faith and humor! ✨😂 From witty remarks to playful observations, these quotes offer a fresh and amusing perspective on stories and lessons. Enjoy a laugh while reflecting on the fun side of spirituality! 😄🙏

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Funny Quotes July 9, 2024

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Funny Quotes July 8, 2024

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023