188 Funny job quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even fate itself couldn't get you out of that Monday morning meeting! 🤣 #BlameItOnTheUniverse #WorkLifeWoahs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine waddling out of the aquarium with a cute little penguin peeking out from under your shirt like 'Surprise!' 🐧😂 Who needs pockets when you have a penguin pal!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 "Considering a career change from professional procrastinator to expert laundress 🧺💼. Who knew matching socks could be so time-consuming… 😅 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

  Commentary:
  "Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical, sipping a margarita on a beach somewhere 🍹☀️🌴 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

  Commentary:
  🦸‍♂️💼 "Who needs spider-sense when you can have online support? Peter Parker, ditch the Daily Bugle drama and join the digital age! Your friendly neighborhood Patreon awaits, complete with a PayPal upgrade in your Spider-bio! Remember, with great power comes great crowdfunding opportunities." 🕷️💸 #SuperheroSideHustle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

  Commentary:
  🤣👩‍💼 "Deciding to quit your job to pursue the thrilling career of not having a job? Ah, the dream! Who needs deadlines and meetings when you can have pajamas and daytime TV marathons instead? Living life on the wild side, I see! 💼🚫🛋️ #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Come on, karma, do your job.

  Commentary:
  "Hey karma, time to put in some overtime and bring out your A-game! 🔮⏳ Let's see some high-quality cosmic comebacks in action! 💫😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of dream jobs vs. dreamy thoughts 🤔💭 Why dream about working when you could be dreaming about a beach vacation instead? 🏖️ #beachbumlife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! 🚀💼 Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! 😉👏

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