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5 months ago
Share →: Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!"
5 months ago
Share →: The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Commentary:
"Attempting to replace job qualifications with romantic feelings? Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em! 🤔❤️💼 #JobInterviewFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Commentary:
"Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Commentary:
"Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock – the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! 🕰️💸 Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! 😂 #InheritanceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Commentary:
"Clocking out mentally but the clock says otherwise ⏰😂 Who knew 'done with work' was just a state of mind! 🤷‍♂️ #KeepPushingThrough #WorkLifeBalance"
$Funny job quotes - I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$

5 months ago
Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Commentary:
"Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"
5 months ago
Share →: “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'dishwasher loading dispute' – a tale as old as time! 🍽️😅 Looks like the dishwasher duty switcheroo is real, folks! Remember, it's all fun and games until you become the designated dishwasher master!🧼🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of teamwork! Who knew that setting your life on fire could be a joint effort? 🔥👫 Just like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more emotional baggage… and less bank heists. 💔😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Commentary:
"Dressing to impress the couch, runway ready in my finest sweatpants! 💁‍♂️💃 Who says you can't be both trendy and comfortable? #SweatpantsModelGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Commentary:
"Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"