Commentary:
"Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"
355 Funny job quotes
What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.
Commentary:
🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"
What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?
Commentary:
"Professional Pillow Fluffer: Because fluffing pillows requires zero motivation or talent, just pure dedication to comfort. 💤😂 #DreamJob"
Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.
Commentary:
"Decided to follow my passion and pursue a career in professional video-watching 📺💼 Say goodbye to deadlines and hello to endless cat videos! 🐱 #NewJobWhoDis"
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
Commentary:
"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"
Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.
Commentary:
"Imagine getting paid to do what we do best during morning meetings 💤💸 Now that's the kind of job that literally puts the 'dream' in 'dream job'! 😂"
Work for a living? In this economy?
Commentary:
"Why work for a living when you can win the lottery and live your best life? 🤑💸 #Goals"
Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's having a 'case of the Mondays'! 🤷♂️🖥️ Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the password is 'password123' and as for your job… just press random buttons and hope for the best! 😂 #MondayStruggles"
I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.
Commentary:
"May your love life be booming and your job secure in 2022! 🥂 Here's to a year of passion without pink slips! 🕺💼 #Priorities"