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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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The question β€œhow is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I am β€œany text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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If I turned into a β€œteen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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