Funny kisses quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

  Commentary:
  "Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

  Commentary:
  Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

  Commentary:
  "Sending out those invisible 'Do Not Disturb' vibes like a boss 😘🤫 Who needs coffee when you have the power of awkwardly blown kisses to keep everyone at bay? #ProfessionalAvoidanceStrategy"

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