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😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"
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- The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.
- When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”
- If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.
- Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.
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"Ah, the classic 'foreseen circumstances' strike again! 🤷♂️ It's amazing how they always seem to pop up right when we're running late. Looks like we'll just have to blame it on…life's perfectly timed interruptions! ⏰😆" -
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"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove" -
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"Apologies for my tardiness, but someone had to bravely battle for the noble cause of partying! 💪🎉 Better late than never, right? 😄 #PartyWarrior" -
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"No worries, I had time to admire the clearance tag art on your gift 🏷️🎁 Better late than never, right? 😄" -
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"Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆" -
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Oh, the eternal struggle between wanting a nap and not wanting to mess up your bedtime routine! 😴⏰ It's like being in the time zone of indecision! ⏳😂 Just remember, there's always Netflix to help bridge that gap! 📺🌙 #TheStruggleIsReal -
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"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession" -
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"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals" -
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"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"
Top Funny Late Quotes 🔥
- I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.
- The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
- Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.
- Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
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