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5 months ago
Share →: Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Commentary:
"Human stupidity: ensuring the internet remains the world's biggest comedy show! 🤪🤦‍♂️💻 #ThankfulForTheEntertainment"
6 months ago
Share →: lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Commentary:
"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"
6 months ago
Share →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Commentary:
"Ah, Dry January, the month where we voluntarily deprive ourselves of joy amidst the post-holiday blues 🍷😂 Why not add a sprinkle of masochism to the mix, right? Cheers to making life a tad more challenging for no apparent reason! 🎉 #DryJanuary #ThirstyForLaughs"
6 months ago
Share →: Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Commentary:
"Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"
6 months ago
Share →: Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Commentary:
"Trying to lose weight in your 40's be like: *eats one salad* *checks weight* *loses patience* LOL 😂🥗 #LifeInThe40s"
6 months ago
Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of experiencing the unexpected sinus cleanse brought on by uncontrollable laughter! 🥂😂 Just imagine the stories you'd have to tell at parties after a comical beverage mishap like that. Who needs a boring, nose-drip-free life when you can have memorable moments like these instead? 😉👃
6 months ago
Share →: Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Commentary:
"Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Because let's be real, a glass of wine or two magically transforms into just 'occasional sips' during a health check-up! 🍷😉 #HealthHacks #CheersToGoodHealth"
6 months ago
Share →: We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"